Heat olive oil in a large pot. Add garlic and onion. Sauté until your kitchen smells better than any scented candle.
Toss in chopped carrot. Cook until slightly tender—like your heart after therapy.
Add the beans. Stir in cumin, black pepper, and salt. Pretend you’re on a cooking show.
Pour in vegetable broth. Simmer for 15 minutes, covered. Check your phone guilt-free.
Add spinach. Let it wilt like your willpower during sales. Stir in lemon juice.
Optional: blend half the soup for that creamy-thick magic, or leave it chunky for bite.
Serve hot, and bask in the glory of your adulting skills.