Ingredients
Method
- Preheat oven to 220°C. Line a baking sheet like your love life—neat and full of fiery potential.
- Place red bell peppers (cut-side down), garlic, and onion slices on the tray. Drizzle olive oil over everything.
- Roast for 25 minutes until charred and slightly dramatic-looking.
- Let them cool slightly, then peel off the pepper skins if you’re feeling fancy.
- Toss roasted veggies into a blender with coconut milk, broth, paprika, chili flakes, and salt.
- Blend until smooth and sultry.
- Pour into a pot and heat gently. Don’t boil it—this soup deserves better.
- Serve hot, topped with basil and your inflated ego.
Notes
🔍 Nutritional Values (Per Serving)
- Calories: 210
- Total Fat: 12g
- Saturated Fat: 7g
- Carbohydrates: 20g
- Fiber: 4g
- Protein: 3g
💊 Vitamins and Minerals (Per Serving)
- Vitamin C: 120%
- Vitamin A: 35%
- Iron: 15%
- Magnesium: 10%
- Potassium: 14%
💡 Additional Notes/Tips to Enhance Flavor
- Use smoked salt if you like your soup extra sassy.
- Add roasted tomatoes for deeper richness and more emotional depth.
- Swirl in vegan cream before serving to fake culinary expertise.
- Pair with crusty bread or leftover resentment.
- Store in an airtight container and reheat for next-day fabulousness.