Ingredients
Method
- Cook pasta until al dente, like your attitude before caffeine.
- While it boils, blend cashews, milk, yeast, lemon, garlic, onion, salt, turmeric, and olive oil until creamy and smooth.
- Taste your cashew magic—adjust seasoning as needed.
- Drain pasta and return it to the pot. Pour in the creamy cashew sauce.
- Stir gently like it’s your third date—not too eager.
- Drizzle in truffle oil and stir again. Try not to moan.
- Plate it up, sprinkle with herbs or paprika, and serve hot. Bonus points for gold forks.
Notes
Nutritional Values (Per Serving)
- Calories: 420
- Total Fat: 18g
- Saturated Fat: 2.5g
- Carbohydrates: 50g
- Fiber: 5g
- Protein: 11g
Vitamins and Minerals (Per Serving)
- Vitamin B12: 15%
- Iron: 18%
- Calcium: 12%
- Magnesium: 20%
- Vitamin E: 14%
Additional Notes/Tips to Enhance Flavor
- Add a splash of white wine to the sauce for a touch of elegance and questionable decisions.
- Swap in roasted garlic if you're here for the drama.
- Want crunch? Top with breadcrumbs and broil for 3 minutes.
- Garnish with chives, parsley, or tears of your dairy-loving past.
- Leftovers reheat beautifully—unless you “accidentally” eat it all.