Heat olive oil in a soup pot. Sauté garlic and onion till translucent—don’t burn it, you’re not that chaotic today.
Add cubed potatoes and thyme. Stir like you’re judging someone silently.
Pour in broth. Bring to a boil, then simmer covered for 25 minutes till potatoes surrender completely.
Remove from heat. Blend until smooth and creamy—like skincare for your soul.
Add lemon juice, salt, and pepper. Stir and taste-test like the boss you are.
Serve hot with parsley on top, if you're in the mood to impress anyone (including yourself).