Preheat oven to 180°C (350°F). Line baking tray like you’re protecting secrets.
Mix flour, ground flaxseeds, baking soda, and salt in one bowl. Pretend you’re a scientist with snacks.
In another bowl, combine coconut oil, sugar, maple syrup, vanilla, and almond milk. Stir with purpose.
Fold dry ingredients into wet like you fold laundry: chaotically, but it works.
Toss in chocolate chips and stir until evenly dramatic.
Scoop dough onto tray. Flatten gently. Top with flaky sea salt like you mean it.
Bake 13 minutes, or until golden with crispy edges and emotional depth.
Cool slightly before diving in like a cookie-loving queen.