Heat olive oil in a saucepan and sauté onion till golden and slightly overdramatic.
Add garlic, cumin, and paprika. Stir for 1 minute like you're casting a spell.
Toss in tomato, cook till soft and emotionally available.
Add chickpeas and broth. Simmer for 15 minutes while your skincare absorbs.
Stir in spinach. Cook 5 more minutes till it wilts like your willpower in Zara.
Season with salt, pepper, and lemon juice. Optional: blend half the soup for extra creaminess.
Serve hot and bask in the smug glow of healthy choices.