Heat coconut oil in a pan. Add cumin seeds and let them sizzle like your last fiery text message.
Toss in onion, garlic, and ginger. Sauté till golden, because nobody wants pale drama in their curry.
Stir in turmeric, coriander, and chili powder. Mix well and breathe in the spice like it’s aromatherapy.
Add chickpeas and stir like you mean it. Let them soak up the gossip—err, flavors.
Pour in coconut milk. Simmer for 10 minutes while pretending you have your life together.
Toss in spinach. Stir until wilted like your patience after one Zoom call too many.
Add salt and lime juice. Taste, adjust, and pretend you're on MasterChef.
Serve hot with rice, naan, or straight from the pan. No judgment.