Ingredients
Method
- Roast the whole garlic bulb wrapped in foil at 180°C for 20 minutes until soft and sassy.
- Meanwhile, chop cauliflower into small florets. Sauté onion in olive oil in a large pot until it whispers “I’m golden.”
- Add cauliflower, salt, pepper, and cover with broth. Let it simmer for 15–20 minutes, until cauliflower submits and softens.
- Squeeze roasted garlic cloves out like toothpaste and add to the pot. Stir in the plant milk.
- Blend everything until smooth—chunky soup is for rookies.
- Reheat briefly and serve hot, optionally garnished with herbs or smug self-satisfaction.
Notes
🔍 Nutritional Values (Per Serving)
- Calories: 210
- Total Fat: 9g
- Saturated Fat: 1g
- Carbohydrates: 23g
- Fiber: 5g
- Protein: 6g
💊 Vitamins & Minerals (Per Serving)
- Vitamin C: 95%
- Vitamin K: 60%
- Folate: 25%
- Calcium: 10%
- Potassium: 20%
💡 Notes & Tips
- Add chili flakes if your love life is dull and you need heat somewhere.
- A splash of lemon juice at the end lifts the flavor like contour on a tired face.
- For extra richness, blend with soaked cashews if you’re feeling luxurious.
- Toasted seeds on top add crunch and street cred.
- Leftovers freeze well—just like your heart after your last situationship.