Heat olive oil in a large pot. Sauté onion and garlic until soft, or until they stop judging you.
Add ginger and turmeric. Stir for a minute. Pretend you're hosting your own cooking show.
Toss in chopped carrots, stir them around like they owe you rent.
Pour in the broth, cover the pot, and simmer for 20 minutes or until carrots surrender and soften.
Blend everything until it’s smooth, luxurious, and has no emotional baggage.
Stir in coconut milk, salt, pepper, and lemon juice. Warm gently—don’t boil, we’re not animals.
Serve hot with a side of compliments.