Prep jackfruit: Drain, rinse, and pat dry. Shred with forks until it mimics that familiar “chicken” texture without the clucking.
Sauté jackfruit: In skillet, heat olive oil over medium heat. Add jackfruit, garlic powder, onion powder, salt, and pepper. Cook for 7–10 minutes.
Let it cool: Remove from heat. Let it cool slightly so you don’t melt the mayo like a chaotic rookie.
Mix dressing: In a bowl, stir together vegan mayo, mustard, lemon juice, celery, onion, and dill. Add sass as needed.
Combine: Add cooled jackfruit to the dressing. Mix until everything’s coated and fabulous.
Chill or serve: Chill for an hour for deeper flavor or serve immediately if you're impatient and proud.
Plate it: Scoop onto toasted bread, wrap in lettuce, or eat straight with a spoon like the plant-powered goddess you are.